When I hit the h, g and ' keys this happens. h6 g5 '-. and I h6ave to delete th6e numbers. It does th6e same th6ing5 wh6en you h6it th6e number keys. WTF is g5oing5 on.

Reboot.
Try a different keyboard if possible.
Does it do that in all applications, or just certain programs?
Sober up, then try again.

Reserector Wrote:Sober up, then try again. 
mine works better when I'm not sober

Seems to be all applications. Its on my laptop, I don'-t h6ave a key board th6at will work. I h6ate computers but love th6e internet.
You could unplug it, use it as a paperweight, and get a MAC!
If it has spaces between the keys like a reg keyboard (I really don't know much about laptops) Use some compressed air to blow out the keyboard part.
A computer with a lisp. Go figure.